Posted on Jan 30, 2008 - 06:01 AM

Gotta Love Golf Technology

As the humidity drowns you in sweat the sun beats down upon you hot and direct. Glancing around you know full well the temperature is in the 90’s and you just downed the last of your long island ice tea and can barely distinguish the clubhouse in the distance. Cursing yourself you realized that the six beers you purchased from the cart girl are never going to last in this heat and your supply of godly nectar will soon be depleated. Merely the thought of it leaves you parched, dehydrated and in a slight panic. As you look around wide eyed and crazed you are uncertain of your next action—should you chase down the beverage cart in your golf cart or merely take the most directed route back to the clubhouse and forego the next 7 holes? Both possibilities are daunting and strangely tempting. Until you remember…………..drumroll please………..your handy dandy…………Designated DriverKooler Klub.

No longer will you lie parched and wanting upon the 3^rd tee. No longer will you drink lukewarm beer from a beverage cart, and no longer will you sacrifice your hard earned dollars in tips. For you are a man (or women) of means, independence and your own conviently disguised and oh so realistic looking driver drink dispenser. 48 ounces of your own conncotions be they single malt, golden ale or toxic kool-aide in the convience of your own golf bag. This beauty if sure to add strokes to your game and points to your drivers licesnse. Possibly the greatest golf invention so far to grace this blog………………and think folks Valentine’s Day is just around the corner!

Comments

Free Online Golf Games says on 02/10/2009 at 11:37:

Rodney Dangerfield would be proud. I think that having a beer tap in your staff bag is every golfers dream. Glad to see someone finally made it a reality.
Ray says on 02/10/2009 at 11:37:

I think its interesting how much technology has been poured (pardon the pun) into golf. I was at the PGA merchandise show in Orlando earlier this month and noticed tons of new golf tees.

My favorite is the Koviss ProSpring tee. It is supposed to last 18 rounds of golf and reduce spin and resistance. Its pretty cool. Check em out at http://www.kovissamerica.com.

I tried them at a driving range and i think they really do make a difference.

kovissamerica.com
Fising Games says on 02/10/2009 at 11:37:

Ok now that’s frickin genius. It’s a shame that I’m not a golfer, but if I can figure out a way to get a beer dispenser on my boat, I don’t think my fishing bro’s will ever go home. Could be dangerous. Very cool item, thanks for posting.
Sukey says on 06/01/2011 at 11:33:

Hey, stuble must be your middle name. Great post!