Beach Toys
Well it has finally happened to me. I’ve reached the age where I can comparatively document history through my lifetime by the inventions of the time. Yes I was a mere child when a brand new media coming out was fully priced and available on VHS. With the emergence of DVD’s, CD’s and MP3’s one is hard pressed with what to do with old video tapes other than the obvious.
Lest you think that such an evolution was limited to only hairstyles, rock music, technology and movies—you were sorely mistaken. Indeed the technological revolution applies to even the vacation aspect of our lives. Back in my day, I shudder as I pen these words, when my parents took us to the beach we were occupied for hours with all sorts of complex toys…a bucket and a shovel, a beachball and if we were lucky a Frisbee. Now with such innovations and advancements made in beach technology there are some wicked cool toys out there to entertain all ages!
Where were these when I was a kid?
What kid hasn’t wanted to convince their parents there’s a dinosaur roaming the beaches? These dinosaur-print stilts allow you to strap them on and go! RAWR! 
Look it’s the beach power drill, power shovel and push dozer! Build, construct and play in style, and without all that bending, lifting, digging and drilling!
Include the entire family and all ages with foamy croquet, ring toss or golf! Easily stored, and best off all made outta foam so when loaded down with 53 other beach toys they don’t weight ya down!
What’s this? How’d this slip in here? A toy for mom and dad! How bout a carside, beachside cocktail! Portable, tasty and delicious!
Made for the beach with it’s ultra wide tires this little buggy will annoy your beach neighbors and entertain your kids for hours! Oh right it’s a metal detector too! How cool is that? Scavenge the beaches incognito without looking like a skeeve!
Okay if you’re gonna build on the beach, at least let your kids do it in style! With the toys of today your child can cruise in their Merceedes, and their Harley any old day but while at the beach….let them really move some dirt with their very own kid sized workable construction equipment!
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